He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i will never coherently bang her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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