Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
