It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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