He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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