You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When are your genitals available?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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