Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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