he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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