It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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