I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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