Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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