Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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