No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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