we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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