So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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