are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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