when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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