See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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