Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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