there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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