am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
