Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
But break dance skills will only take you so far
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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