How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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