they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
so much tequila, so little girl.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
