Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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