It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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