Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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