i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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