He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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