yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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