Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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