So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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