apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
