READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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