I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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