If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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