my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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