how can u be prego again
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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