The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
