if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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