apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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