and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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