He had one of those small greek statue penises
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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