They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
