she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
