He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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