Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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