her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You're a waste of cheezeits
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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