So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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