was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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