It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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