My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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