Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Randomize
